A marching band passed by this morning, shouting "Make America Great Again!" Must be some Donald Trumpeters.
When I was a kid, I had to quit the marching band based on my religious principles. I was a real tuba leaver back then.
I asked a girl in marching band what cup size she had
She said she was a C, but since it was cold I guess she was a C#.
Bonus Round:
She pulled it out of her trombone and said about 6 inches.
have you heard about the novice marching band? I hear they're making great strides
What comes after a tuba in a marching band? A Threeba.
[OC] You never want your marching band pants too tight... because someone might see your tromboner.
Marching band season? More like ibuprofen season. At least I'll be an ibuprofessional by the time it's over.
TIL that on Cybertron, Optimus Prime was originally in charge of a marching band. He was a semi-conductor.
Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? Try being in marching band.