Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night
To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The disgruntled designer told them "Jack off".
The marketing department found the idea fantastic.
A casket company has started marketing clear glass coffins. Don't know if they will be well received...remains to be seen.
How does the anti-vax movement keep attracting new members? Viral marketing.
What does a coffee pot say when it's feeling sorry for itself?
Pour me...
:-/
Courtesy Waffle House marketing team from an email i received today.
Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry.
Vladimir Putin to begin marketing Kremlin brand jeans Each pair comes with a complimentary Donald Trump in the back pocket.
What is the difference between a Fact Sheet and a Marketing Fact Sheet? Facts.
Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.
They're marketing headphones specifically for gorillas now
Rumor has it they'll be called Harambeats.
I'm so sorry.
Victorinox, the makers of Swiss Army knives, recently branched out into the medical supply business after developing a universal tool fit for every hospital ICU. Their marketing slogan: "For all intensive purposes."
If the Vision movie comes out in 2020... The Marvel marketing group will have a field day
isis is marketing their version of kitkat they're calling it allahu snackbar
What’s the most offensive marketing campaign post-Thanos Snap? 50% off.
What do the head of marketing for Metamucil and the head of Infrastructure at AT&T have in common? Both are in charge of fiber optics.
How do you call a wizard that works with political marketing? Propagandalf.
The United CEO, the Pepsi head of marketing, and Sean Spicer walk into a bar. The bar bursts into flames.
Two marketing executives were discussing what to call the new advertising signs that were being installed along the highway.
VP Phil: Let's call them Philboards
CEO Bill: I've just had a great idea!
How many marketing people does it take to change a light bulb? I'll have to get back to you on that.
I tried to help my friend, but he ended up addicted to marketing. Guess you could say I gave him some ad-vice.
The Martian had a genius marketing strategy Planting water on Mars and everything. They must really want people to see this film.
Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down? Because the marketing department cuts itself.
A marketing executive walks into a bar I guess it was set too low.
I just read the "7 ways to avoid marketing tricks" (I really love the #4)
If you think you're having a bad day at work today just remember that someone works at the United marketing department.
The NHL's Florida Panthers have apologized to their fans for using Kevin Spacey in a marketing campaign it's probably for the best. He's a better fit with the Nashville Predators
When a serial rapist started targeting nuns, one company started marketing armored robes with the tagline: "It's a hard habit to break."
Maybe Tide started the PODS challenge as a viral marketing campaign... to clean up mistakes.
Why is Influencer Marketing called Influenza Marketing? Because it counts on going viral.
How do bunk bed makers get the word out about their product? Multi-level marketing
So a recent study about fast food marketing showed that more kids aged 6 to 11 knew and recognized Ronald McDonald than George Washington. I wasn’t shocked of course because George Washington isn’t that satisfying to jack off to.
Did you hear the news a new company is now marketing with celebrities likenesses? Products include Daryll strawberry jam, O.J’s Oj and Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch.