Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out... ...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
I have been having terrible dreams lately. Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S’mores Code
So I had this dream of eating a large marshmallow
The scary part was when I woke up I found my pillow missing.
*Took this off an essay example thing we were given in English, thought it'd be pretty funny to post on here
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate.
Eat Marshmallow and Digest a Pillow I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So it wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate, DUH!
How do you make a marshmallow? Give it weed
YOU ARE LIKE MARSHMALLOW getting roasted all the time
I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone.
What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow
I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone.
a giant marshmallow... I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
What does the horn sound like on a marshmallow car? Peep. Peep.
Last night I had a dream I was eating a marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.
I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow.... I woke up and my pillow was gone.
Last night I dreamt I'd eaten a 10 pound marshmallow When I woke up the pillow had gone.
I dreamed i ate a giant marshmallow Now my pillow is missing
Last night I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
I threw some Jewish bread at my marshmallow chicks Challah at my peeps
I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!
Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
How did the marshmallow feel when he heard that his brother had been roasted alive and crushed between two biscuits? He was S'moretified
I just put a marshmallow in my hot chocolate. Let that sink in.
What are the perfect snacks to bring to a gender reveal party? Marshmallow
Who do the Goastbusters take camping? The stay puff marshmallow man.
Marshmallow joke I'm cooking a marshmallow my grandma said that isn't hot or burnt but I say it what's on the inside that matters