Marshmallow Jokes

Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat.

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Funny Marshmallow Jokes
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Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out... ...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.

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I have been having terrible dreams lately. Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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What did the Hershey’s bar, the marshmallow, and the cookie use to communicate? S’mores Code

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So I had this dream of eating a large marshmallow The scary part was when I woke up I found my pillow missing.


*Took this off an essay example thing we were given in English, thought it'd be pretty funny to post on here

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall into the cup of hot chocolate.

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Eat Marshmallow and Digest a Pillow I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was missing.

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Why did the elephant stand on the marshmallow? So it wouldn’t fall in the hot chocolate, DUH!

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How do you make a marshmallow? Give it weed

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YOU ARE LIKE MARSHMALLOW getting roasted all the time

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I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone.

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What do you call a Marshmallow eaten by Aliens? A Mars-mallow

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I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, When i woke up, my pillow was gone.

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a giant marshmallow... I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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What does the horn sound like on a marshmallow car? Peep. Peep.

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Last night I had a dream I was eating a marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone.

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I had a dream I ate a giant marshmallow.... I woke up and my pillow was gone.

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Last night I dreamt I'd eaten a 10 pound marshmallow When I woke up the pillow had gone.

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I dreamed i ate a giant marshmallow Now my pillow is missing

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Last night I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

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I threw some Jewish bread at my marshmallow chicks Challah at my peeps

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I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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How did the marshmallow feel when he heard that his brother had been roasted alive and crushed between two biscuits? He was S'moretified

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I just put a marshmallow in my hot chocolate. Let that sink in.

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What are the perfect snacks to bring to a gender reveal party? Marshmallow

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Who do the Goastbusters take camping? The stay puff marshmallow man.

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Marshmallow joke I'm cooking a marshmallow my grandma said that isn't hot or burnt but I say it what's on the inside that matters

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