In America Martin Luther King only gets one day....
And sharks get a whole week.
It's probably because they are great whites.
Why was Martin Luther King so bad at doing laundry? Because he wouldn't separate the whites from the blacks.
What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. have been if he was white? Alive
What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
St. Patrick's day vs Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
What's the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day?
St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.
What's the difference between Saint Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Paddy's. Edit- Paddy's not patty's
What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr day and saint pattys day Everybody wants to be irish on saint pattys day.
JFK, Ab. lincoln, & Martin luther king Jr walks into a bar They get a few shots
My black friend told me I can't celebrate Martin Luther King Day because I am white If that's true, then he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Know the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish.
What's the difference between St Patrick's day and Martin Luther King day? Everyone wants to be Irish on St Patrick's day..
What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day? Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.
What would Martin Luther King be if he was white? Alive. He would be alive.
What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive.
What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr Day and St Patrick's Day? On St Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish.
What's the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? On St. Patrick's Day, everybody want to be Irish.
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry? He won’t separate the whites from the colours…
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day? On St. Patrick’s Day everyone wants to be Irish.
Best Buy's Martin Luther King Day sale leaked 50% off all black speakers
I'm so jealous of Martin Luther King Jr. Nobody ever wants to hear stories about my weird dreams
Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements.
TIL that Martin Luther King Jr got a C in public speaking
Look where it got him.
Murdered.
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day? On St. Patrick’s Day, everyone wishes they were Irish.
You know the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day? On St. Patrick's day, everyone wants to be Irish.
Why did Martin Luther King Jr. boycott laundry detergent? Because it told him to keep his whites and colours separate.
Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, and Adolf Hitler are all running in a race, who wins? Hitler, cause he’s the racist
What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song? I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas
What did Martin Luther King say to his wife while proposing? Will you be my Martin Luther Queen?
It's a real shame that, in this day and age, Barrack Obama had to give his speech about Martin Luther King Jr., while standing behind bullet proof glass... Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot somebody...
Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, and Adolf Hitler are all running a race, who wins? Hitler, cause he’s the racist
Top 3 Most Famous People from Georgia
3) Julia Roberts
2) Martin Luther King Jr.
1) Joseph Stalin
Martin Luther King woke up in a sweat... He had the scariest dream ever.