Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.
How does Mary Jane get to school? She takes the cani-bus
Mary Jane One night Mary Jane was walking down a dark alley when a strange man appeared and started ripping her clothes off. Mary Jane laughed and laughed though, because she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him.
How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man.
If I don't win the Mary Jane Country Grill-off I won't be able to afford my rent... I guess you could say the steaks are high
Why is Mary Jane so attractive in the comics? Because Spidey needs a place to Park his Peter.
What do you call a second hand gold necklace?
Recyc-bling
(I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. "No," He says looking out the window at the skyline. "That's not the Mary Jane I need."
How is Willie Nelson like Spider-Man? They both love Mary Jane