Mary Jane Jokes

Funny Mary Jane Jokes
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Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane? So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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How does Mary Jane get to school? She takes the cani-bus

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Mary Jane One night Mary Jane was walking down a dark alley when a strange man appeared and started ripping her clothes off. Mary Jane laughed and laughed though, because she knew her clothes wouldn't fit him.

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How did Peter Parker know Mary Jane was cheating on him? He spied her man.

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If I don't win the Mary Jane Country Grill-off I won't be able to afford my rent... I guess you could say the steaks are high

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Why is Mary Jane so attractive in the comics? Because Spidey needs a place to Park his Peter.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace? Recyc-bling



(I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

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Peter Parker's at a party He's offered a blunt. "No," He says looking out the window at the skyline. "That's not the Mary Jane I need."

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How is Willie Nelson like Spider-Man? They both love Mary Jane

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