Did you hear Mary Poppins stopped wearing lipstick whilst giving head? Apparently the super colour fragile lipstick makes the dicks atrocious.
They call me the Mary Poppins of artillery...
I deliver...
Super-calibre-ballistic-expedient-explosions
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.”
I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant yesterday.... Super cauliflower cheese, lobster was atrocious.
As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a rare condition with my sight. Umdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly eye
How does Mary Poppins cure smelly feet? Step in thyme.
I went to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant last night.. Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious!
Why did Mary Poppins have a heart attack? Supercalifragilisticartherosclerosis.
Mary Poppins hates one political party from California in particular She thinks the upper Cali facist list is just freaking abnoxious
The lady next door ran over my cat.
She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice.
Courtesy of Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins retired to the West Coast of the US to become a fortune teller, rather than reading people's palms she would see the future by smelling their breath. She became a Super California Mystic Expert of Halitosis.
They're building an attraction on the Thames to celebrate Mary Poppins It's called the London umdiddleiddleumdiddle eye