The girls in my computer science class are like the matrix All you see is a bunch of ones and zeroes
I walked into a bar full of ugly women last night and swore I entered the Matrix. Because all I was seeing were 1s and 0s
What do you call someone who has never seen the Matrix? A Neo not-see.
What do you use to heal cuts in the matrix? Neo-sporin
Why can't you eat soup in The Matrix? Because there is no spoon.
A warning to prisoners of the Matrix Snitches get glitches
I can prove 11 = 10 = 9
XI = X = IX
for any matrix X
Why isn't there any transgender person in matrix ? Most of them are non-binary.
My friend said "Women directors have never had major success with a live action film" So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."
Do you know why can't you eat soup in the Matrix? Because there is no such thing as the Matrix, dumbass. It's just a movie.
M Night Shyamalan directs The Matrix: There is a spoon.
They changed something in the matrix... and now all the eigenvalues are wrong.
Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?
Why can't you eat cereal in the Matrix? Because there is no spoon.
My neighbour hosted a party and the theme was The Matrix. My girlfriend got home when it was finished and said it was rubbish. Looks like I dodged a bullet with that one.
So you guys know that one part in Matrix Reloaded when Neo revives Trinity? That was a pretty handy life hack
What does the Matrix 4 announcement and eating corn have in common? I'm excited to see it when it comes out.
My girlfriend caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises. I just dodged a bullet.
I went out to dinner with Neo from The Matrix when I saw him eating soup with a fork. He kept insisting there was no spoon!
The Matrix would have been an entirely different movie if... ...Bill Cosby got the role of Morpheus. "The red pill or the blue pill?"
The first Matrix director coming out as a trans-woman felt bold, unexpected and original.... .... the second one? Ehh... not so much.
Why is life like the matrix? When you're young, you take the red pill, because you're depressed. When you're older, you take the blue pill because your wife doesn't do it for you anymore.
It's a good thing Reese Witherspoon wasn't in the Matrix... ...Otherwise she'd be credited Reese Wither.
What did Trinity say to Neo when he came back home late from the Matrix? There IS no spoon.
Year 2020 is in 404 Error!
If you divide 2020 by 5 you get 404, which means the year is in error.
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There is a Glitch in the matrix!