Meatball Jokes

Funny Meatball Jokes
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Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball.

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What did the spaghetti say to the meatball at dinner time? Pasta sauce

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Where do burgers like to dance? At a meatball!

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Why did the meatball chef get fired from the middle school cafeteria? They caught him stroganoff.

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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball? One is meteor

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Where did the hamburger go to dance? The Meatball

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This is my favorite sub. Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.

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Where does a poor meatball live? In the spaghetto

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Where do burgers go to dance? The meatball.

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This sub is disappointing me I'm gonna try the meatball next time

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Where did the two hamburgers go to dance? The meatball

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I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub.

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TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese... Oops, wrong sub

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Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance? The meatball

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I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a pastrami sandwich, but I received a meatball marinara. Whoops, wrong sub

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A man is on his way back from IKEA, his wife phones him and says “are you bringing some dinner back?” He replies “Yes love, I’ve picked up a Swedish meatball selection, and ITS COMING HOME!”

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Where does the poor meatball live? In a spaghetto.

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What's the other word for meatball? Protein sphere

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There’s a sure fire way to live up to a hundred. Eat a meatball a day for a hundred years.

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What do you call a meatball that's just been thrown out the window ? A Yeet-ball.

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This sub is disappointing me lately. I think I will try the meatball next time.

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Due to the lengthy Covid 19 shutdown, IKEA releases their famous meatball recipe! They are made of customers who didn't find the exit!

PS My quarantined 11yo son came up with that one.

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