Engineers
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer A mechanical engineer builds weapons, A civil engineer builds targets
What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer? A mechanical engineer designs weapons. A civil engineer designs targets.
Why did the Mechanical Engineer stop studying material science? They just couldn't handle the stress.
What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons
Civil engineers build targets
A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him
She texts him : "your new vehicle has been launched".
He replies : " is it with gear stick or automatic?"
I'm starting an anger management group for mechanical engineers. I'm calling it Machine Against the Rage
Why did the mechanical engineer get kicked out of the club? It was all civil until he walked in.
What is the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer? A mechanical engineer makes weapons, and a civil engineer makes targets.
What do America and Mechanical Engineers have in common? Both think the solution to all problems is Oil.
What did the representative for the American Society of Mechanical Engineers say when she caught a guy staring at her? Are you gonna ASME out or not?