I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed medical school in the last semester. I was so close I could taste it.
My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest.
We were about to observe our first autopsy in medical school, and my friend asked me, “What do you think it’ll be like?” I said, “Remains to be seen.”
I failed medical school for the same reason I failed English class Improper: Colon placement
I went to medical school with an incredibly ambitious guy who was obsessed with collecting skulls. He'd do anything to get a head.
I’m so proud of my grandma. At 90 years old she attended medical school She’s a cadaver.
Chicken A chicken was recently admitted to Medical School, thanks to its handwriting
I always wanted to be a drug dealer But I had trouble getting into medical school
What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school? A doctor you racist
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters PNEIS to form the name of an important body part. Those who said spine are doctors today. The rest of us went to flight school.
What do you call the person who graduated last in their class from medical school? Doctor
What is the ironic part of medical school? It's bad for your health.
What do you call a person who graduated bottom of his class at medical school? A doctor.
I got kicked out of medical school for inappropriate behaviour with the cadavers I wasn’t a student. They just asked me to leave the property
Do you know what they call the person who graduates last in their class at medical school? Doctor.
My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver.
What do you call an eeve that went through medical school? A Surgeon
In medical school, you really do learn something new every day... ...for instance, today I learned that it's inappropriate to refer to infertile people as "seedless".
What was Zeus" specialty in medical school? Surge-ery
What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School? Doctor
Why did the vasectomist get kicked out of medical school? He didn’t make the cut
What do you call a duck that went to medical school? A DUCKtor
Eddie Van Halen has donated his body to UCLA medical school. He should be cold for teacher by morning.
What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school? A Doctor.
What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine? The hippocampus.
One of my friends is halfway through medical school He signs all his emails "M."
Test for entry into medical school
The only question in the medical entrance exam: Arrange the following letters to form an important human body part.
P N E I S
The ones who answered SPINE are doctors now.
What do you call a doctor who passed medical school with the lowest grade? Doctor
He failed out of medical school Guess he couldn’t make the cut.
What do you call someone who graduated last in their class at medical school? A Doctor. Not my doctor though.
You know what you call the stupidest graduate from the worst medical school in the country? Doctor
My uncle is in medical school. Being studied.