Medical Student Jokes

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

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It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers.. You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

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I hate it when I hate it when engineering students call themselves engineer.
I don't see medical students calling themselves doctor or history students calling themselves unemployed

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What do you call a medical student who graduates last in his class? Doctor

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What do you call a medical student who graduated last in his class? Doctor.

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Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? You dont see medical students calling themselves doctors, or arts students calling themselves baristas

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An engineering professor is ranting to his class one day He says "I hate when engineering students call themselves 'engineers', you don't hear medical students calling themselves 'doctors', or art students calling themselves 'unemployed'

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What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor

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What do you call a medical student who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor

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Mischievous medical student. A notoriously mischievous student in medical college was up to his usual tricks. This time he went to his professor.

Student: 'How long can a man survive without a brain, sir? '
Professor: 'I don't know really'.... 'How old are you? '

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Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers? It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or art students calling themselves baristas.

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During his exam, a medical student had to perform a surgery on a patient. One of them passed.

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Two medical students are about to witness an autopsy for the first time... One asks the other, "What do you think it'll be like?"

The other student shrugs and says, "Remains to be seen".

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Funny Medical Student Jokes
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My friend is an eager medical student. When it comes to volunteering on his gynaecology residency, He’s always the first to put his hand up.

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What a doctor must have. I asked a medical student once, what he thought would be the one thing that makes a doctor who they are.

He responded with: "A doctor must have patients".

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Isn't it annoying when law students call themselves judges? It's moronic. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

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