What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.
Did you hear about the married Amish woman having an affair? She loved two Mennonite.
Amish Hooker
What's an Amish Hooker do?
Ten Mennonite!
(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)
edit: I accidentally a ")", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)
Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.
How do you make an Amish woman happy? 3 Mennonite.
Why was the Amish girl ex-communicated? Too mennonite.
How many men does it take to satisfy an Amish woman? Two Mennonite
Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony? She slept with two Mennonite.
Amish jokes
Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite
I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter
Why was the Amish woman shunned? Too Mennonite
What's an Amish girl's greatest fantasy? Two or three Mennonite
There's been a recent surge in the number of male crossdressers in the Amish community. Be careful. Women you might see during the day, may actually be mennonite.
What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite.
How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite
Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community? Too Mennonite
How do you please an Amish woman? Give her two Mennonite
Why did the Amish girl keep getting pregnant? Too many mennonite.
Did you hear about the Amish hookers? They sleep with three Mennonite.
Did you hear about the Amish girl who was excommunicated? Too Mennonite.
What is an Amish woman’s biggest fantasy?
Two Mennonite.
(This joke is literally a hundred years old and makes me chuckle every time I get to tell it. Probably a repost. Don’t care.)
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Two Mennonite
-Christopher Hitchins
Did you hear about the Amish prostitute? She had 2 Mennonite
Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite.
Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite.
Amish girl
Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated?
Two mennonite
Do you know why the Amish girl was excommunicated? Too Mennonite
What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite.
What do you call a Mennonite who only practices some of their traditions? A Mennonlite
My Mennonite Grandma told me these ones
What do you call a bad Mennonite poet?
Corny Reimer
Why do mennonites wear condoms?
To stop the spread of Abes
What do you call the sweat on the back of a Mennonite's back? Relative humidity
Do you know why the Amish girl was ex-communicated? Two mennonite.