Mennonite Jokes

Funny Mennonite Jokes
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What does it take to please an Amish woman? Two Mennonite.

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Did you hear about the married Amish woman having an affair? She loved two Mennonite.

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Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do?

Ten Mennonite!

(Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.)

edit: I accidentally a ")", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)

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Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

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How do you make an Amish woman happy? 3 Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish girl ex-communicated? Too mennonite.

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How many men does it take to satisfy an Amish woman? Two Mennonite

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Why was the Amish woman kicked out of her colony? She slept with two Mennonite.

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Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady?
She had two Mennonite

I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter

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Why was the Amish woman shunned? Too Mennonite

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What's an Amish girl's greatest fantasy? Two or three Mennonite

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There's been a recent surge in the number of male crossdressers in the Amish community. Be careful. Women you might see during the day, may actually be mennonite.

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What do all Amish women want? 2 Mennonite.

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How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite

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Why was the Amish girl kicked out of her community? Too Mennonite

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How do you please an Amish woman? Give her two Mennonite

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Why did the Amish girl keep getting pregnant? Too many mennonite.

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Did you hear about the Amish hookers? They sleep with three Mennonite.

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Did you hear about the Amish girl who was excommunicated? Too Mennonite.

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What is an Amish woman’s biggest fantasy? Two Mennonite.



(This joke is literally a hundred years old and makes me chuckle every time I get to tell it. Probably a repost. Don’t care.)

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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated? Two Mennonite

-Christopher Hitchins

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Did you hear about the Amish prostitute? She had 2 Mennonite

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Why did the Amish girl get kicked out of the community? Too Mennonite.

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Why was the Amish prostitute shunned? Because she was up to three Mennonite.

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Amish girl Do you know why the amish girl was excommunicated?

Two mennonite

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Do you know why the Amish girl was excommunicated? Too Mennonite

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What is every Amish woman's dream? Two Mennonite.

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What do you call a Mennonite who only practices some of their traditions? A Mennonlite

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My Mennonite Grandma told me these ones What do you call a bad Mennonite poet?

Corny Reimer


Why do mennonites wear condoms?

To stop the spread of Abes

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What do you call the sweat on the back of a Mennonite's back? Relative humidity

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Do you know why the Amish girl was ex-communicated? Two mennonite.

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