Mental Illness Jokes

Funny Mental Illness Jokes
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Statistics say that 60% of women take medication for mental illness, Which means 40% aren't taking their medication.

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I read that 1 in 5 women suffer from mental illness so I guess that means the other 4 must enjoy it.

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This is a frightening statistic 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness!
That's scary!
It means 75% are running around untreated!

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25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. That's scary... It means 75% are running around untreated.

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Frightening Statistic This is probably one of the most worrisome statistics to emerge in recent years.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.

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My doctor asked me if any of my family members suffered from mental illnesses I said no, they all seem to enjoy it.

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I just read that 25% of women in the United States take medication for mental illness... That's scary! Why do we let 75% of them run around untreated??

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Apparently 25% of women are on some form of medication for mental illness. 25%! That's horrifying. It means 75% of them are running around untreated!

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25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. Which is really scary because that means that 75% are running around untreated.

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Mental illness joke. (I have this illness so I'm laughing at myself) I used to have a beautiful girlfriend who loved and cherished me before I got diagnosed with Schizophrenia Then they put me on some pills and she disappeared

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I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . . That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!

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Mental illness is on the increase... At least that's what the ketchup bottle told me this morning.

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Cats don’t cause mental illness, new study finds They’re just a symptom of it

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1 out of 4 suffer from a mental illness Does this mean that the other 3 *enjoy* it?

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They say mental illness is genetic I know my kids make me crazy

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A new study shows 25% of anti-vaxers are currently on medication for mental illness which is quite scary. Because that means 75% are running around untreated.

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If you suffer from mental illness, it always helps to remember you are not alone. Unless the mental illness is schizophrenia

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Mental illness isn't real it's all in your head

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Roses are red, your shoes are lookin fine Homosexuality was considered a mental illness in Sweden until 1979

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I was asked by my doctor if mental illness ran in the family... I told him "I have an aunt who wants to vote for Hillary Clinton"

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Lobotomy is the solution for all mental illnesses It's a no brainer

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Mental illnesses isn't real it's all in your head

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family is suffering from mental illness... I said “No, we all seem to enjoy it”.

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What does a snowman with a mental illness have? Icebergers

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One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.

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I have 6 mental illnesses Schizophrenia, OCD, ADHD, dislexia, anxiety, and hypochondria.

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Earworms are mental illnesses. And I'm down with the sickness.

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My doctor asked me, "Do you have a history of mental illness?" "Yes," I told him, "I got it from the library. Why, do you want to borrow it?"

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What is the worst part of having a mental illness? People expect you to behave as if you don't.

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My boss with schizofrenia My boss is such a nice guy. I am a hunter and im not really good at it. Even though he has a mental illness such as schizofrenia he always pays me triple for each kill

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