Pet shop
“Have you got any kittens going cheap?” Asked a customer in a pet shop.
“No, sir,” replied the owner. “All our kittens go “Meow.”
What do you call a pile of cats? It's called a 'meow'tain.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meow-tain
what do you call a cat in a blender? Meow Mix
Doctor, doctor I think I’m turning into a cat. Don’t ask meow.
Wanna hear a cat joke? Just kitten, I don't have one right meow
I'm a bit of a wizard when it comes to talking to animals. I have a dog called woof. I asked him it's name, and it said woof. I have a cat called meow, because it said meow when I asked her name. And I have a parrot called Whatsyourname.
First day as a vet
Me: What seems to be the problem
Cat: Meow
Me: Yes, but where?
What did the cat say on his cell phone? Can you hear meow?
A man is riding through the desert on his horse...….. .….The rider is like "Man! I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" Then suddenly the horse goes "Meow!" and starts licking himself.
I told my dog to "Lie."
He said "Meow."
Now I don't know what to do.
What does a cat say when it wants to go outside? Let meow
Meow Sorry, my cat got my tongue.
What do you call a Chinese cat leader? Meow Zedong
Why do cats walk around houses like they own the place? Well, you can't spell "homeowner" without "meow"!
What do you call a Russian cat that's been to space? A cos-meow-naut.
What did the feline say when it couldn’t believe what was happening? “You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.”
Autocorrect: Can't live with it, can't live meow it.
What do cats do when they join a monastery? They take a "meow" of silence.
A black cat and a white cat falls into the water, what did the black cat said to the white cat? Meow
What does a cat say after dropping a vase and you caught her in the act? Meow culpa
Wouldn't it be cool if you could project cat sounds into other people's heads? OK, just hear meow...
What do you call a huge pile of cats? A Meow-tain!
How do you make a dog meow?
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw.
Meoooooow.
Who is the most communist cat in the world? Meow Zedong
What did the cat say when he lost cell phone reception?
Can you hear me meow?
I'll ^see ^^myself ^^^out
Can horses meow? Nay
What did the cat say to the statue?
Cat: "Statue bro?"
Statue: "Nah, it's meow"
A cat was looking at me funny... It was staring meow-t.
How do you stop a cat from leaving you? You meow-ry it.
Cat says meow, Cow say moo, Dog says Ed...Wa...rd