What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist.
How do you tell the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? Methodist will say hi in a liquor store.
What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
What is the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will talk to you in the liquor store and a Baptist will walk right by you like he never saw you.
What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
My religion forbids using condoms.... I'm a Rhythm Methodist