Metric System Jokes

Funny Metric System Jokes
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I finally learned how to convert units to the metric system! It's a real 1.61kilometers6.35kilograms for me.

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Down with the metric system No more foreign rulers!

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system? Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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There are two types of countries, Those that use the metric system and those that have put a man on the moon.

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Why won't the U.S. switch to the metric system? There would be mass confusion

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America is converting to the metric system Inch by inch

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America hasn’t fully adopted the metric system yet… … but believe me, we’re slowly inching towards it.

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Why would Americans never switch to the metric system? They would never accept a foreign ruler.

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Before you judge somebody who doesn't use the metric system... You should walk 1.609344 kilometers in their shoes.

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America is approaching metric system... ...inch by inch.

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Metric system isn't popular in the United States? Nonsense, just look how popular are two-liter bottles and nine-millimeter bullets

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America's almost finished switching to the metric system. But they still have miles to go.

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We Americans know how to embrace the metric system I'm an American. When I was a kid, my Dad told me, "The metric system is gonna be big. Support it and use it - the whole nine yards - every inch of the way."

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The USA is changing to the metric system... Inch by inch

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system? They refuse to have liters.

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Imagine if Americans switched to the metric system overnight. There would be mass confusion.

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How did Europe feel after switching to the metric system? Defeeted

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How are the British taking to the Metric System? Inch by inch

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I love the metric system. It's the best by an absolute 1.6km

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I wish I was the Metric System.... Because I really wanna km/s.

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Why does North Korea use the metric system? How else will they have a Supreme Liter?

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If Americans switched to the metric system overnight... Could you imagine the scale of the confusion?



Note: This is an experiment in which I repost from this sub and see if all the other reposts about reposts getting karma are true.

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As an American and a runner, I love the metric system. I can quit at 3.11 miles without feeling guilty

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The deadly metric system Be an American Use the imperial system Get shot by a 9mm

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What do the metric system and Oscar Pistorius have in common? No feet.

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I heard the United States is slowly moving towards the metric system... They're getting closer inch by inch

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Only in America. Where they don't use the metric system but get shot by 6mm

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How do you get an American to switch to the metric system? Tell them to try measuring their bullets in inches

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Have you heard of the Redneck Metric system? Instead of meters, everything is measured in yays.

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Do you know why Americans refuse to switch to the metric system? Word on the street says that there will be mass confusion.

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