Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only top notch fresh ingredients
Who is James Bond's favorite bartender? Michael J Fox
How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox
I met Michael J Fox yesterday... I was going to shake his hand but remembered it does that on its own.
Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch? He's too old to play with toys
Do you think Michael J Fox....? Do you think Michael J Fox ever gets an answer out of an 8-Ball?
What is brown and sticky? Michael J Fox opening a can of coke
I think I saw Michael J Fox in a gardening centre earlier... It was hard to tell, he had his back to the Fuchsias.
Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot? Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.
Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there? Michael J Fox
Me and Michael J Fox have a hand shake... he must really like it because he keeps practicing it.
Why Does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.
I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre today I could tell it was him because he had his back to the fuchsias.
What a polite guy... I met Michael J Fox the other day. I only gave him a hi-five and he still shook my hand.
How do you trace a scattered plot?
You get Michael J Fox to draw a line
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full credit to Bo Burnham's offensive math act
Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he only uses the finest ingredients.
Michael J Fox was arrested for shoplifting yesterday Serves him right, trying to steal that tambourine
I thought I saw Michael J Fox in a garden centre the other day I can’t be sure though, he had his back to the fuchsias.
Why do Michael J Fox and Taylor Swift have in common? They both shake it off.
I shook hands with Michael J Fox earlier. Took 2 hours.
Michael J Fox stole my old iPhone & hacked his way into it. I think he’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
I swear I've just seen Michael J Fox in my local Garden Centre.... Can't be 100% certain though as he had his Back to the Fuchsia.
What gets smaller and smaller while it sits in a corner? Michael J Fox holding a cheese grater
What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine? They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
Did you hear the director planned to film two sequels simultaneously for the Michael J Fox 1980's time travel comedy? He planned to make back-to-back back to the 'Back to the Future' future features!
I once shook hands with Michael J Fox He seemed pretty offended, but in my defense, the room was cold.
I used to be a big fan of Michael J Fox... ...but his latest performances have been a little shaky.
Michael J Fox grabs a soda...
His friend says: “You never drink those.”
Michael replies: “I just figured I’d shake things up”