Mike Pence Jokes

If Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on a stranded island, who would survive? The United States of America

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i'm not german, but this is a little jokie joke Overheard at the White House:

Trump to Vice-President Mike Pence: "the less immigrants we let in the better."

Pence to trump: "The FEWER.."

Trump interrupts Pence and says: "don't call me that in public".

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Donald Trump says to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we allow in, the better." Pence says, "The fewer".

Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet."

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People are really upset about how the cast of Hamilton treated Mike Pence. I mean, the last time people were this upset about something an actor did to a Republican in a theater, the Civil War had just ended.

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Funny Mike Pence Jokes
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President Trump bumped into Mike Pence in a White House hallway this morning... Trump said "Pardon me."

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So Donald Trump was discussing domestic policy with Mike Pence Donald Trump- *The more walls we build, the less Mexicans will come here.*

Mike Pence- *The “fewer.”*

Donald Trump- *I thought we agreed to not call me that in public yet.*

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Did you see Mike Pence left the Colts game because the players knelt for the national anthem? He was quoted as saying "I won't stand for this" on the way out

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Why does Mike Pence keep all of his clothes in drawers? Because he can't stand anything coming out of the closet.

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Donald Trump and Mike Pence are running around the White House… After they finish their lap they check their stopwatch which says 10:38,Mike Pence asks if thats a white house record, Trump says no Bush did 9:11

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Why did Trump choose Mike Pence as Vice President? To make sure that no one would assassinate him.

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(Original) What do you call it when Trump and Mike Pence go to the movies together? A government mandate

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So it turns out Mike Pence used a private email server. When questioned he denied, saying he doesn't even use email. Alternative Fax

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Where is the best place to hide from Mike Pence, The closet.

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It's ironic Mike Pence is the VP Trump is the one who has all the vices.

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Mike Pence and Donald Trump are getting coffee. Trump: I will have less sugars.
Pence: Actually boss, it’s fewer.
Trump: I told you not to call me that outside of the bedroom.

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Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables

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Donald Trump says to Mike Pence, " The less immigrants we let in the better". Mike Pence says, "The fewer".

Donald Trump says, "I told you not to call me that yet"

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After having a fly land on his head during yesterday's Vice-presidential debate, Mike Pence got a flyswatter. Let's hope he takes that flyswatter back to the White House, and uses it on what is really bugging the nation.

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Mike Pence is Emperor Palpatine Both are old men, heads of the Senate, and like to shock people.

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What's Mike Pence's Favorite Band? AC/DC

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A buzzfeed journalist whispers something to Mike Pence at a press conference ...what happens next will shock you.

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What's Mike Pence's favourite Olympic sport? Trap shooting.

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Donald Trump, Mike Pence and Jared Kushner walk into a bar... Prison! I meant to say prison!

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Donald Trump says to Mike Pence, "The less immigrants we let in the better". Pence says, "The fewer".

Trump says, " I told you not to call me that yet".

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The debate really changed my view on Mike Pence... Pretty fly, for a white guy

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Who had the easiest path to the presidency of the United States? Mike Pence

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Long Range Sniper Rifle: $5,000. Hiring an assassin: $10,000. Having Mike Pence assassinated? Viceless.

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Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence.

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Whats Mike Pence's favourite movie Electric boogaloo

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Mike Pence, Rudy Giuliani, and Donald Trump landed in the Land of Oz... Mike Pence: I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart!

Rudy Giuliani: I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain!

Donald Trump: (looking around the area) Where's Dorothy?

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Who is Mike Pence's favorite comic book character? Electro

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I was going to make a joke about Mike Pence... ... But the stake is too high.

Edit: Does anyone smell something burning?

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What has two legs and flies? Mike Pence!

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While Mike Pence can turn fruits j to vegetables, Trump can turn an orange into a peach.

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What do you call Donald Trump’s life insurance policy? Mike Pence.

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