Milk Carton Jokes

Funny Milk Carton Jokes
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I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."

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My brother just hit me with a milk carton How dairy

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My little brother just threw a milk carton at me.. How dairy.

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My brother threw a milk carton at me today. How dairy!

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My brother threw a milk carton at me! How dairy!

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If I ever go missing... I would like my photo but on wine bottles instead of milk cartons. This way my friends will know where to look for me.

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My friend threw a milk carton at me WTF, HOW DAIRY

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They have these new cream corn containers that look like milk cartons... They call it Soft Pour Corn.

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There's a story about a milk carton that saved the world. It was pretty legendairy.

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Where do you find missing kids? On the back of a milk carton.

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A Man Walks Into The Kitchen And Grabs A Milk Carton He sees the picture of a missing girl on the back of it. Then he shouts into the living room: "Jessica, come! You look so young in this picture!"

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Why can't milk cartons wear flip flops? Because they lactose

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It's almost Valentine's day It's almost Valentine's Day and I don't even have a date, even the milk carton has a date.

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So I'm kind of a photographer Whenever I hang out with a kid, their picture ends up on a milk carton

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