Where did the milkman go when he died? The creama-torium.
Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve? The ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.
So many dads nowadays say they're "going out to buy milk", and then never return. Oh well, at least our moms still have the milkman: he doesn't just come, he also brings the milk.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired? He was skimming off the top.
I walked in on my wife and the milkman the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
What do you call a milkman in high heels? Dairy Queen
Who wrote the book The Russian Milkman? Ipul Titsky
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
He says, "Hey Dad! What are you doing?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mother's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah? Well, you should get a model that gets better mileage.
The milkman filled her this morning."
Me and my friend look terribly alike
Whenever someone ask if we're brother's, I say...
"No we're not, but my dad is a milkman"
"Look out, it's the Spoiler! He's gonna ruin every joke on the sub!"
"The milkman was the real father!"
"**Nooooooooo!**"
What do you call a milkman from Arab? Milk shake.
How to you tell a milkman that he has manboobs? "I'd like to C a cup from your jugs."