A drunk walks into a library...
He goes up to the desk and slurs: I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
The librarian replies: Sir, this is a library!
***whispers*** Sorry, I'll have a burger, fries and a milkshake.
What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake
I was drinking my milkshake on a cliff and thought to myself... Wow, this is ledge ‘n dairy!
What do you call a cow having a seizure? A milkshake.
What do cows produce during an earthquake? MILKSHAKE!!!!
What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane? A milkshake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A milkshake!
Cow jokes
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? lean beef
What do you get when you motorboat a woman who breastfeeds? A milkshake
A milkshake was thrown at Jeremy Corbyn today It's lactose versus intolerance
Why did the cow jump up and down To make a milkshake
What do you call a milkshake from Abu Dhabi? MilkSheikh
What do you call a dancing cow? A milkshake
What do you call an Irish milkshake? Mashed potatoes...
What do you call a mythical milkshake?
Legendairy
(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
What's pink and stiff? Strawberry milkshake with vodka.
What do you call a cow that caught in a earthquake? A milkshake
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake
What do cows do when there first introduced? They give each other a milkshake
My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard.
All of them!
Over the horizon three and a half billion men are heading to me.
Millions die in the stampede.
All for me and my milkshake.
What have I done?
How does Micheal J Fox make a milkshake? With only the finest ingredients.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, "hey, that's not milk!"
With McDonald’s now offering delivery options... ...all the boys bring my milkshake to the yard.