Millennial Jokes

Funny Millennial Jokes
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Saw a falcon eating avocado toast. Guess it's a millennial falcon.

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I’m sick and tired of these millennial weathermen... In my day, only the raining champion got an award, but nowadays everyone wants a precipitation trophy.

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What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger.

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Why doesn't Santa have any millennial elves? Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.

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Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.

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If a millennial asks you... If a millennial asks you why people in old photos have red eyes
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Tell them that they're too young to remember the demon uprising of the 1980s

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what do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson Johnny Bitcoin

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Why are millennial girls so odd? Cause they can’t even

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What did the millennial say after they successfully started the campfire? That's lit

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How much does a Millennial weigh? An instagram.

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What did the millennial get on his wedding day? A participation trophy wife.

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What's the difference between a millennial and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What do you call a bird with no responsibilities? A millennial falcon

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And old timer is talking to a millennial and says, "Your generation is sure in trouble thanks to all this talk of computers taking all the jobs. Aren't you worried?" To which the millennial replied, What jobs?

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Wheel of Fortune Me: I'd like to buy a vowel
Pat: Aren't you a millennial?
Me: *sigh* I'd like to rent a vowel

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What do you call a narcissistic spaceship? The Millennial Falcon

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What do you call a millennial in a corn field. Lost. They're definitely lost.

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Hear about the game of Life Millennial Edition? There are 27 different pegs for gender and only four squares: Debt, Rent, Destroy an Industry, and early Death from lack of healthcare.

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I asked a millennial hipster yoga teacher to leave the room... He said: "Nah a ma stay."

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Why didn't the millennial like this joke? there was nothing wrong with it

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What was the millennial for Halloween? Offended.

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What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon.

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Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.

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If a Millennial dies, they can be eulogized as such: "They died doing what they loved. Dying."

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So, What do you call a depressed space bird? A Millennial Falcon

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Did you hear about the millennial on Wheel of Fortune? He tried to rent a vowel.

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Amazeballs is millennial for "cool", But it's also Native American for "hush puppies".

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What did the millennial say when his friend played jaws on the piano? That low key gave me chills

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If I had a dollar for every millennial that complained about how much we baby boomers took from them... ...I wouldn't need their money to pay for my retirement and healthcare.

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Young Han Solo never bought his own ship... He just rented a Millennial Falcon.

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During the election, Bernie teamed with Hillary to try and win over the millennials Funny, considering they're age combined is a millennial itself

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What do millennial stoners play during recess? Hash Tag.

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What do you call a millennial acting like they grew up in the 70's A hippiecrite.

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NY Times said Gen Xers spend the most amount of time on the internet. Data were collected by survey monkey, analyzed by baby boomers and written up by the millennial intern.

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What did the millennial say at a safari when a big cat jumped out in front of him? Ok puma

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What did the boomer ghost say the millennial ghost? "Get a life."

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