Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores" Pence: What are you going to do?
Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.
Pence: Mine fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What’s the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? The Chilean mining company gets its miners stuck in a shaft. The Catholic priest gets its shaft stuck in a minor.

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

Why was the dwarfs mining business so successful? Because his overheads were very low.

My friend started a company that digs rocks and minerals.. He's just mining his own business.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different? Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

I ain't saying she's a gold digger. . . But you don't buy a pickaxe and mining helmet on a whim

I started a new job as a miner last week. I had to quit because whenever I put my mining hat on I felt light-headed.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft? A flat minor.

Girl, do you support the industrial mining of mountaintops? Cuz I'm tryna get in Djibouti

What did the owner of the mining rig say to his workers after they blasted the rock and found gold underneath? Wow this really blew up! Thanks for the gold!

The mining industry wants to put out a radio advert to help with recruitment. They hire a jingle writer, and he asks them what key he should write it in. They said: "B minor".

Trump's China Problem Trump says to Pence, "China's mining too many ores"

Pence: What are you going to do?

Trump: Order more tariffs to make them mine less.

Pence: Mine fewer.

Trump: Shhh, don't call me that yet.

Why dont you bother someone who is digging in his toilet? Hes just mining his own business

If Hitler were alive today, he'd hate playing Minecraft Whenever he'd start mining diamonds, his generals would yell out "mine fewer!"

With money you can buy land; with faith you can move mountains. With strip mining you can do both.

A Nigerian businessman emailed me to invest in his mining business Edit: thanks for the gold stranger

So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed.

I decided to write it in A flat minor.

Did you hear about the rapper who was in the mining accident? Now every time he opens his mouth it's nothing but rock.

What do you call a 17 year old who has been mining his whole life? A Veteran Minor.

Did you hear what happened to the mining company? They went under

City counsel decides not to fine restaurant owner for digging a hole in his own establishment with a pickaxe... They say he was just mining his own business.

How is the Copiapó mining accident and the Jared Fogle scandal the same? In both cases some miners got screwed

Finally accepted to the Mining Hall of Fame! I can't tell you how happy I am.

I heard they want to subvert the culture of the mining industry by phasing out the word 'mine' They want to call it an ore well.

I think I might go gold mining today... Aurum just gonna stay at home and relax.

(Oc) Today I met a child playing minecraft, with all the sound effects being a single note from a keyboard A minor mining in A minor