I'll never use that dictionary again... The definition it gave for "obfuscate" was confusing and misleading.
Im writing this from the hospital. Don't worry the doctors say that im gonna be fine. But i feel i should warn you that the "Dyson Ball Cleaner" has a very misleading name
Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........
Ribbed condoms are misleading They don’t even taste like ribs
Misleading title Bad punchline
I'm really good at misleading people. Or am I?
Nice joke that doubles as a haiku.
I went to a zoo.
There was just one dog on show.
It was a shih tzu.
EDIT:
A lot of people are complaining that it's not a haiku. I read shih tzu as 1 syllable, so my mistake. Sorry for the misleading title!
Thought I'd let you all know I'm in the hospital. Thee doctors say I'll be fine but I must warn you, the Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name.
WonderWoman has the biggest opening ever Is a misleading title
Don't trust the farmer! The poultry he advertised was far better than the produce he sold! When I challenged him, he only apologised for giving me a misleading egg-sample.
Statistics can be misleading. For example, 5 out of 6 people think Russian roulette is perfectly safe.
I called into a suicide hotline And they tried to save my life, talk about misleading.
I'm bad at misleading people Not
What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers? DLC.
Where do the world's most misleading people go to commit suicide? Sahr Chasm
Have you noticed how misleading modern smartphone deals are? They're all so phoney.
Chuck Norris doesn't just get the coronavirus He also gets the same misleading information from this administration as the rest of us.
I like my woman like I like my jokes Actually funny with no misleading features
Fast food is misleading It makes you slow