Two cannibals are eating a missionary starting at opposite ends.
One says to the other "This guy's ear is delicious! Are you enjoying eating him as much as I am?"
The other cannibal says "I'm having a ball."
Did you hear about the missionary who went to visit the cannibals? He gave them their first taste of Christianity.
So I applied for a random volunteer job at my church I really hope I get the missionary position
Why did the church hire a prostitute? Her résumé said "missionary position"
What are Christian pornstars really good at? Missionary work.
I was very naive sexually. My first girlfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months
Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position.
What do you call a Catholic Missionary who is also a car enthusiast? A Catholitic Converter
I was very naive sexually. My first girlfriend asked me to do missionary and I send her off to Africa for six months.
There must be a missionary somewhere who’s also a decent plumber. And he’s the one who blesses the drains down in Africa.
I met a missionary once. He said it was an interesting position.
A missionary came to my door asking if I could help with the floods in India. I said sure, but my garden hose only reaches to the end of the driveway.
Looking for a flexible babysitter. My girlfriend only does missionary.
What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible
I should dump my gf and become a Priest The church will at least let me do missionary once a week
I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary... and I buggered off to Africa for 6 months.
What type of car would a missionary drive? A convertible!
My sexually distant wife and I were passed over for the new missionary job at our church I guess we didn't have enough experience in the position.
My dog is a Sumarian missionary, He's all about Baal.
What's NC Senate candidate Cal Cunningham's position on extra marital affairs? Missionary.
Show me a cannibal who gets sick on missionary stew... ...and I'll show you that you can't keep a good man down!
How'd the preacher catch A.I.D.S. in Africa? Missionary style.
When cannibals ate a missionary... they got a taste of religion.
What's the difference between a Mormon missionary and a Soviet Lada? You can close the door on a missionary.
I tried to get an overseas job with a large Christian church and they were very rude to me. A lady answered the phone and I said " I am interested in a missionary position can you help me?" . She called me pervert and hung up!
I signed up for a soccer team and they asked me my favorite position. I told them missionary style but lately I've had a hard time scoring.
What's the difference...
What's the difference between Missionary Baptists and Baptists?
Position
Why couldn't the missionary stay in one place? He was a roamin' Catholic.
Missionary says to Apache: "Peace On!" Apache says to Missionary: "P!ss Off!"