Why did the church hire a prostitute? Her résumé said "missionary position"
Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position.
I tried to get an overseas job with a large Christian church and they were very rude to me. A lady answered the phone and I said " I am interested in a missionary position can you help me?" . She called me pervert and hung up!
Why do you call it a missionary position? Because the missionaries spread it