Mitochondria Jokes

If I ever go to prison, I’m gonna change my name to mitochondria... I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.

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If you ever get thrown into jail Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...

You're the powerhouse of the cell.

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Funny Mitochondria Jokes
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Why don't mitochondria have girlfriends? Because they're incells.

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If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell

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New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell

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If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell

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Why don't mitochondria ever get laid? Cause they're incels

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Guard: Get in your cell Prisoner: You can't make me. You don't run this cell.

Guard: *rips mask off to reveal mitochondria*
Actually, I do

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If I ever get sent to prison I’m changing my name to mitochondria I’ll want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.

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If I ever go to jail I want my nickname to be Mitochondria. Because I'm the powerhouse of this cell!

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A biologist is sent to prison, The first words he says to his cell mate, "I am the mitochondria."

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My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.

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Guard: Get in your cell Me: You can’t make me, you don’t run this cell
Guard: *Rips off mask to reveal mitochondria* Actually I do

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What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common? They are both the powerhouse of the cell.

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Creating a drug that destroys mitochondria... is a waste of energy

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What do they call me in prison? Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

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School Logic Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?

School: Worry not

School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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What to do in jail If I ever get arrested, I'm gonna rename myself to "Mitochondria"

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If you go to jail... You should rename yourself mitochondria. You will be the powerhouse of the cell

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What's the difference between cellular mitochondria and a home's rooftop solar array? One is the powerhouse of the cell. The other is the power cell of the house.

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What do mitochondria, Bill Cosby, and my friend Clint all have in common? They're all incels.

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If you can write the word "mitochondria" correctly... ... then you truly are the powerhouse of the spell.

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The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.

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What you don't remember from school. Not every cell has mitochondria.

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Where might one find the mitochondria? Incel

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If I ever go to prison, I’m going to change my name to mitochondria... I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.

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Back when I was in prison, the leader of the inmates was called.. ..Mitochondria

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What gives people power? The mitochondria.

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When I was in prison my bunk mates called me "mitochondria" because I'm the power house of the cell

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