If I ever go to prison, I’m gonna change my name to mitochondria... I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.
If you ever get thrown into jail
Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...
You're the powerhouse of the cell.
Why don't mitochondria have girlfriends? Because they're incells.
If im ever sent to jail, im going to rename myself Mitochondria This is to let them know I am the powerhouse of the cell
New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
If I go to jail I'm changing my name to mitochondria That way I can become the powerhouse of the cell
Why don't mitochondria ever get laid? Cause they're incels
Guard: Get in your cell
Prisoner: You can't make me. You don't run this cell.
Guard: *rips mask off to reveal mitochondria*
Actually, I do
If I ever get sent to prison I’m changing my name to mitochondria I’ll want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.
If I ever go to jail I want my nickname to be Mitochondria. Because I'm the powerhouse of this cell!
A biologist is sent to prison, The first words he says to his cell mate, "I am the mitochondria."
My prison name If I ever went to prison, my prison name would be The Mitochondria, because I'll be the powerhouse of the cells.
Guard: Get in your cell
Me: You can’t make me, you don’t run this cell
Guard: *Rips off mask to reveal mitochondria* Actually I do
What do the mitochondria and a prison generator have in common? They are both the powerhouse of the cell.
Creating a drug that destroys mitochondria... is a waste of energy
What do they call me in prison? Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell
School Logic
Me: What are taxes and how do I pay them?
School: Worry not
School: Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
What to do in jail If I ever get arrested, I'm gonna rename myself to "Mitochondria"
If you go to jail... You should rename yourself mitochondria. You will be the powerhouse of the cell
What's the difference between cellular mitochondria and a home's rooftop solar array? One is the powerhouse of the cell. The other is the power cell of the house.
What do mitochondria, Bill Cosby, and my friend Clint all have in common? They're all incels.
If you can write the word "mitochondria" correctly... ... then you truly are the powerhouse of the spell.
The strongest person in a prison should be called mitochondria Because they are the powerhouse of the cell.
What you don't remember from school. Not every cell has mitochondria.
Where might one find the mitochondria? Incel
If I ever go to prison, I’m going to change my name to mitochondria... I want everyone to know I’m the powerhouse of the cell.
Back when I was in prison, the leader of the inmates was called.. ..Mitochondria
What gives people power? The mitochondria.
When I was in prison my bunk mates called me "mitochondria" because I'm the power house of the cell