Mitosis Jokes

What did the biologist's sister say to her sister after she dropped a beaker on her foot... Mitosis

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[Bad joke] The other day my sister asked me what the difference between cellular division and a sock is To which I replied 'Nothing, they both involve mitosis'

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What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis.

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What did the brother cell say to the sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis

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What's Kim Jong Un's favorite step of mitosis? Nuclear division.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell when he stubbed his toe? *Mitosis*

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I'll show myself out.

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what did the biologist say to his sister when she dropped a flask on his foot? Mitosis

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What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis

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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot? Mitosis

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What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe? ###Mitosis!

I'll see myself out..

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Bio joke What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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What is mitosis? It's what you say when your sister steps on your foot.

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him? "Mitosis !"

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What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis

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what did the brother cell says to his sister cell when she stomp on his toe? mitosis

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What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Oh Mitosis!

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What did one cell say to his sister cell after she stepped on his toes? Mitosis!

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What did the cell brother say to his cell sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis


EDIT: Sorry for the crappy pun, but at least it wasn't one about eggs. I don't tell those types of yolks. Sorry I just really crack myself up.

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What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis.

Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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what did the cell that got stepped on by it's sister say? mitosis.

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I told a mitosis joke in school once I thought it was hilarious, but the class was divided.

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What is formed at the end of mitosis? My nailses

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What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him? Mitosis.


Huehuehuehuehuehue

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What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!

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What did the biologist say when his sister asked him what his favorite part of his foot was? Mitosis

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What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!

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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot during cell division? Ouch, mitosis!

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What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis.

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What did the cell say to his sibling when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis

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I have a sister, and I love genetics. So whenever she steps on my toe accidentally, I say “Ow, you stepped on mitosis!”

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When Your Sister Steps On Your Toe And It Splits Into Two. Ow, Mitosis!

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Went to the beach the other day and I ran into my science teacher. She was there with her sister being buried in the sand. Her entire body was covered except one spot and that’s when she yelled... “Hey! Get Mitosis”

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What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis.

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What did the cell say to his sister cell when she stepped on his foot? Mitosis

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