Hilarious Mlk Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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Why does MLK only get one day, while sharks get an entire week? I guess it's because they're great whites...

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You know, it's funny how MLK only has a day while sharks get a whole week. It's probably because they're great whites.

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From my gf Me: What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day

Me: ...Why?

Her: I want to have dreams too

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What would MLK do if he were alive today? Scream and claw at the top of his coffin.

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Best Buy's MLK Day sale Half off all black speakers, today only

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There's a lot of anger out there about the MLK speech/Dodge Ram Superbowl ad... Kylie Jenner should hand out some Pepsi to calm things down.

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In light of MLK day... African american culture has fought so hard not to have to sit at the back of the bus.

But they still do anyway.

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What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk

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There are extreme biases everywhere you look these days, for example.. It's totally okay for everyone paint red freckles on their face for Saint Patrick's Day, but when I wear black face on MLK Day it's a hate crime.

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day? Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

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Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day... Was volunteering in the library on MLK Day behind the help desk when a black guy asks where the colored printers are.

I said, "it's MLK day 2018, you can use whichever printer you want!"

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Local store is having a MLK day sale Everything is 2/5ths off

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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White people are always butthurt about MLK day and black history month. They always say, "It'd be racist of we had a holiday." They don't understand we do.... Fathers Day.

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If MLK were alive today... he'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin screaming, "Let me out! I'm not dead! Let me out! I'm alive!"

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day? On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee

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On MLK day, Trump ignored the blacks... ...and focused on the greens.

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An St Patties day Jon What’s the difference between st Patrick’s day, and MLK jr day????

On st Patrick’s day, everyone wishes they were Irish ☘️

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