Monty Python Jokes

I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.

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I had an idea for a Writing Prompt where there is an insane asylum full of people who think they are part of a Monty Python skit and quote the lines endlessly. Someone told me that's called 'college'.

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Funny Monty Python Jokes
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When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python? A jellybean.

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Quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail is as easy as 1-2-5

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Monty python and the Game of thrones

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My wife loves monty python, so when she said “there’s something unexpected waiting for you at home,” I got pretty excited Turns out, it wasn’t the Spanish Inquisition. It was divorce papers

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What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!

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Son: Is that tiger fresh? Mum: Well it was throwing up blood yesterday.

Credit to: Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

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RIP Terry Jones. Now part of Monty Python’s Dying Circus

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What do you get when you cross a snake with three doors? Monty Python

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