Mullet Jokes

Someone suggested I grow out my hair, but only in the back. Told him I'd mullet over.

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Donald Trump's advisers worry he could lose support from his base, so they suggested he change his hairstyle to better connect with white, rural voters... ...he's going to mullet over.

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Funny Mullet Jokes
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My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet. I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.

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Just saw a guy with a bowl-cut mullet Or as I like to call it "School shooter in the front, abortion clinic shooter in the back." - Corey Forrester

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"You've had the same haircut since 1987. Will you at least think about changing it?" "I don't know, I'll mullet over"

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I might grow my comb-over out into a mullet. I think I'll mullet over.

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"Mr. Economist, what are your thoughts on the mullet?" "It's one turbulent hairstyle. It's highly regulated in the front and free market in the back."

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I moved my ferret cage to my front porch to have a BBQ in the back yard. Now my house has a mullet... Business in the front, party in the back!

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Two people discussing haircuts. One says, "The hair at your neckline is getting long. Are you planning to trim it up, or are you just going to mullet over for a while?"

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