Nail Polish Jokes

Funny Nail Polish Jokes
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What do Panties and Nail polish have in common? They both come off with Alcohol.

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Do you know what do women and nail polish have in common? they both undress with the help
of alchocol

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What does nail polish and panties have in common. They both come off with alcohol.

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What do panties an nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol

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Fred vs Bob Fred: "Why do elephants wear red nail polish?"
Bob: "I don't know, why?"
Fred: "To hide in cherry trees."
Bob: "But I've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree."
Fred: "See, it works."

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Use chemicals to remove nail polish and its fine But once you use chemicals to remove the Polish, you're suddenly Hitler.

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What does woman and nail polish have in common? They both go down easily with alcohol.

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