What do you call a fat pinocchio? A narwhal
Scientists recently discovered that narwhals and belugas can interbreed I didn't think the narwhal could get any hornier.
When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th.
Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball.
If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon? It bakes off.