Why do Navy SEALs fall backwards off of their boats? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be on the boat!
It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Heard a vintage 2011 today.
The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
Edit: now i think of it, it wasnt funny back then either.
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"
When the little boys stuck in that cave in Thailand are rescued, there’s definitely gonna be a movie. There’s a ex US Navy Seal helping. They’re gonna make the movie all about him and have Scarlett Johansen playing one of the Thai boys.
Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs... ...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.
What do you call a member of the armed forces in the north sea? A navy seal.
What do you call a navy seal and a used defiblirator?
An honorable discharge.
(Yah it's trash I know)
How many Navy Seals does it take to change a light bulb? Navy Seals don't change light bulbs. They only take 'em out.
I’m watching someone jay-walk from my window in D.C. Then the Navy Seals showed up when he reached the other side.