It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide.
Heard a vintage 2011 today.
The Navy Seals just invented a new drink, the "bin Laden". Two shots to the face and a splash of water.
Edit: now i think of it, it wasnt funny back then either.
As the navy seals burst into osama bin ladens room in his pakistani compound, his last dying words forever wrung in the ears of the seals... "It was just a prank bro"
How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Had a bet going with a friend over who would be the first to get those kids out of that cave, Elon Musk or the Navy SEALs... ...He said Elon Musk, I said it would be a Thai.
How many Navy Seals does it take to change a light bulb? Navy Seals don't change light bulbs. They only take 'em out.
I’m watching someone jay-walk from my window in D.C. Then the Navy Seals showed up when he reached the other side.