I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had. Sometimes I wish she’d stayed in Latvia.
What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common? They are all below "C level".
Why is it so hot in New Orleans right now? There’s no Brees
The French Quarter in New Orleans seems to have gotten cleaner in the last decade Almost as if it had been washed up or something
What do you call a fat guy, from New Orleans, that never tells the truth?
A jambo-laya.
Thanks for coming out, I'll be here till Thursday.
Did you know Neil deGrasse Tyson has a relative who lives in New Orleans? His name is Marr deGrasse Tyson.
What is the playing surface of the New Orleans Superdome called? Mardi grass.
What happened to ray charles and stevie wonder at the new orleans blues fest? They ran into each other
Why did the river cross the road? To flood New Orleans.
OC from my 13 year old: I heard the quality of the pastries in New Orleans has gone down. They've been yay before, but not anymore.
It’s a common misconception that the Utah Jazz got their name from starting in New Orleans... When in actuality, they go their name because Brigham young and Joseph Smith met in the high school jazz band.
Guess what New york is going as for Halloween? New Orleans!
What's the difference between Haiti and New Orleans? Shaken, not stirred.
What do you call a new orleans bar in greyscale? A grey nola bar.