A newlywed Asian couple are on the first night of their honeymoon and have saved it for marriage
The husband says to his wife, "What do you want to do? We can try anything you want."
The wife says, "I want 69."
The husband replies, "You want beef with broccoli?"
What do you call it when a newlywed foot fetishist cheats on their spouse? Getting off on the wrong foot.
Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didn't know the difference between KY Jelly and silicone caulk? The glass fell out of their windows.
What do you call a Welshman with a sheep under his arm? A newlywed.
A duck takes his newlywed wife to a hotel for their wedding night... The duck asks the concierge for some condoms. The concierge says "certainly sir, shall I put them on your bill?" The duck say "NO, I'll Suffocate!"
Newlywed one: "Honey, am I the first man you ever slept with?" Newlywed two: "Why does everyone keep asking me that?"
What's the worst possible city to visit with yout newlywed spouse during your honeymoon? Split, Croatia