A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says bartender.
A socialist, a nihilist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
A nihilist's view on geometry: Circles are pointless.
What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?
Introducing the nihilist dating agency ... for people who have nothing in common
My nihilist best friend has poor self esteem he just doesn't believe in himself.
An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".
Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"
What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.
What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings.
Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares.
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo marxist walk into a bar the bartender says to them, “We don’t serve people under 18 here”
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. “We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18”, says the bartender.
What's a nihilist's secret weapon? His futility belt.
Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter.
What do you call a person who is not a nihilist? A De-nihilist.
If a nihilist were to become a superhero... ...would they wear a Futility Belt?
A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen.
I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It's aimed at a Nietzsche market
There's actually very little demand for nihilist merchandise. I guess it's a Nietzsche market.
What's the difference between an apathist and a nihilist? Nobody cares, it doesn't really matter
A nihilist walks into a bar...
How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? "Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters...
Why did the Existential Nihilist cross the road? No reason.
A nihilist walks in to a bar There is no point to this joke, your life is a lie, nothing is real
Why did the Nihilist cross the road? Does it really matter ?
What is a Nihilist? Someone who studies rivers in Egypt.
A nihilist in Middle-Earth must be a member of /r/gamingcirclejerk Eä bad
What did the nihilist say to the borg? existence is futile.
What did the nihilist say to the suicidal man? Go for it, it's worth a shot!
A nihilist and an absurdist both have jobs as plumbers While talking to each other one day, the nihilist says "i hate this job! Why do i still work here when it has meaning?", to which the absurdist replies, "you must imagine yourself happy."