Nihilist Jokes

A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says bartender.

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A socialist, a nihilist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.

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Funny Nihilist Jokes
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A nihilist's view on geometry: Circles are pointless.

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What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?

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Introducing the nihilist dating agency ... for people who have nothing in common

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My nihilist best friend has poor self esteem he just doesn't believe in himself.

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An amoralist, a nihilist, and a world-weary cynic walk into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors in here.".

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Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: "Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"

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What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What did the Nihilist whisper into his lover's ear? Sweet Nothings.

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Why did the existential nihilist cross the road? Who cares.

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A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo marxist walk into a bar the bartender says to them, “We don’t serve people under 18 here”

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A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. “We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18”, says the bartender.

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What's a nihilist's secret weapon? His futility belt.

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Why did the nihilist cross the road? It doesn't matter.

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What do you call a person who is not a nihilist? A De-nihilist.

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If a nihilist were to become a superhero... ...would they wear a Futility Belt?

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A nihilist was robbed at gunpoint. Nothing of value was stolen.

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I'm launching an app that reads out nihilist quotes. It's aimed at a Nietzsche market

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There's actually very little demand for nihilist merchandise. I guess it's a Nietzsche market.

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What's the difference between an apathist and a nihilist? Nobody cares, it doesn't really matter

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A nihilist walks into a bar...

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? "Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

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I think I might be a nihilist... not that it matters...

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Why did the Existential Nihilist cross the road? No reason.

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A nihilist walks in to a bar There is no point to this joke, your life is a lie, nothing is real

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Why did the Nihilist cross the road? Does it really matter ?

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What is a Nihilist? Someone who studies rivers in Egypt.

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A nihilist in Middle-Earth must be a member of /r/gamingcirclejerk Eä bad

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What did the nihilist say to the borg? existence is futile.

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What did the nihilist say to the suicidal man? Go for it, it's worth a shot!

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A nihilist and an absurdist both have jobs as plumbers While talking to each other one day, the nihilist says "i hate this job! Why do i still work here when it has meaning?", to which the absurdist replies, "you must imagine yourself happy."

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