Ninja Turtle Jokes

My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.

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The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.

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The Ninja Turtles went to a store to buy new weapons. Everyone got what they needed except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.

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I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list? Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

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What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais

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Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles burn all their bank statements? Because they don't want to have a Shredder in the house.

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Why do the ninja turtles make terrible office mates? They always destroy the shredder.

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What do the ninja turtles like to put on their toasts? Donutella

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What do you call a ninja turtle with an addiction to pastries? Donutello

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I was recently raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Although, ironically he wasn't wearing a mask, so I don't know which one it was.

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What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais.

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What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation.

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I got attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle I got Attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.

Ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask, so I couldn't Idenitfy him.

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Why do the Ninja Turtles attack Shredder 4 on 1? Because their master is a rat.

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A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back.... When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"
"What's that on your back then???"
"Oh, that's Michele he replies"

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What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt? Master Sprinter.

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A teenage mutant ninja turtle walks into a bar Yeah, right, like ninjas would ever be *seen* walking into a bar.

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How do the Ninja Turtles communicate? On their shellphones!

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Who is the sweetest ninja turtle? It's Donut-ello

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