My friend was raped by a teenager mutant ninja turtle. He wasn't wearing a mask, so we don't know which one did it.
The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.
The Ninja Turtles went to a store to buy new weapons. Everyone got what they needed except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.
I've just been robbed by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Though ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask so I don't know which one he was.
Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list? Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais
Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles burn all their bank statements? Because they don't want to have a Shredder in the house.
Why do the ninja turtles make terrible office mates? They always destroy the shredder.
What do the ninja turtles like to put on their toasts? Donutella
What do you call a ninja turtle with an addiction to pastries? Donutello
I was recently raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Although, ironically he wasn't wearing a mask, so I don't know which one it was.
What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais.
What's a Ninja Turtle's favorite equation? A radical equation.
I got attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
I got Attacked and mugged by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
Ironically, he wasn't wearing a mask, so I couldn't Idenitfy him.
Why do the Ninja Turtles attack Shredder 4 on 1? Because their master is a rat.
A guy goes to a fancy dress party with his girlfriend on his back....
When asked what he has come as he tells everyone, "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle of course"
"What's that on your back then???"
"Oh, that's Michele he replies"
What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt? Master Sprinter.
A teenage mutant ninja turtle walks into a bar Yeah, right, like ninjas would ever be *seen* walking into a bar.
How do the Ninja Turtles communicate? On their shellphones!
Who is the sweetest ninja turtle? It's Donut-ello