Ninja Turtles Jokes

The Ninja Turtles went to a weapons store. They all got what they wanted except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.

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The Ninja Turtles went to a store to buy new weapons. Everyone got what they needed except for Raphael They didn't have his sai's.

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Funny Ninja Turtles Jokes
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Why do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles burn all their bank statements? Because they don't want to have a Shredder in the house.

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Why do the ninja turtles make terrible office mates? They always destroy the shredder.

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What do the ninja turtles like to put on their toasts? Donutella

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Why do the Ninja Turtles attack Shredder 4 on 1? Because their master is a rat.

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What do the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles call Usain Bolt? Master Sprinter.

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How do the Ninja Turtles communicate? On their shellphones!

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