The craziest thing happened at a bar tonight. A woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me! On an unrelated note, I suck at darts.
During my job interview I was asked: “After a long week how do you normally recharge your batteries” Apparently “through high voltage nipple clamps” wasn’t the answer they were expecting.
Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. I'm not very good at darts.
How do you make 10 pounds of ugly fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Slap a nipple on it.
How do you make seven pounds of fat look attractive? Put a nipple in the middle of it
How do you make 3 pounds of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple.
A woman is talking to her next door neighbour and she says I'm worried about my 16 year old son...
I looked in his school bag and found a gimp mask, nipple clamps and a whip. What should I do.
And the neighbour replyed I'm no expert but I wouldn't spank him.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look great? Add a nipple.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
How do you make 5 lbs of fat attractive? You put a nipple on it.
What looks good on 5-pounds of fat? A nipple.
How do you make five pounds of fat attractive? You put a nipple on it.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Stick a nipple on it.
Witnessed a woman get her nipple pierced at the pub last night. I'm not allowed to play darts there anymore.
I was at a bar last night nursing a beer But I stopped after an hour because my nipple was getting too soggy
Do you know how to make 5 pounds of fat look beautiful? Put a nipple on it.
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it..
What do you call a colorful nipple? Areola Borealis.
How do you make 3 pounds of fat look beautiful? Simple, just add a nipple.
How do you make 2lbs of ugly fat attractive? Put a nipple on it!
Do you know how to make 5 lbs of fat look good?. Put a nipple on it!
How do you make a kilogram of fat appealing? Put a nipple on it
How do you make five pounds of fat fun? Add a nipple.
How do you make a few lbs of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
Riddle me this
Which does not belong:
* Nipple clamps
* Soy
* Vibrator
Answer:
The nipple clamps, the other two are meat substitutes.
New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!
My friend just told me he had a third nipple. He really wanted to get it off his chest.
Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it.
How do you make 15 pounds of ugly fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
I've never been any good at nipple play... ...I just can't quite seem to put my finger on it.
Kylie Jenner's nipple goes viral She should probably see a doctor
How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it.
An old woman calls the doctor, and ask him where's the heart, the doctor tells her that its next to the nipple. She came with a gut wound
Nipple rings are usually made of titanium which isn't magnetic. And, so that's why I've never found nipple rings attractive.
What do you call a nipple cream from South Asia? Nepalese Nipple-ease