If I offer to wash your back in the shower,
All you have to do is answer, “yes”, or “no.”
None of this “Who are you and how did you get in here” nonsense.
If I go through the trouble of making you breakfast in bed, all I ask for is a simple thank you. Not all this "how did you get in my house" nonsense.
My roommate thinks our house is haunted. Nonsense. I've lived here for 219 years and never noticed anything strange.
A man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
Man: Will I be alright doc?
Doctor: You are in grave danger, Mercury is in Uranus.
Man: I don't buy in to that astrology nonsense!
Doctor: Neither do I. My thermometer broke.
People tell me I speak like an athiest... But I don't believe any of that nonsense.
What’s the difference between a cult and a religion ?
In a cult, there is someone on top that knows it’s all nonsense.
In a religion that person is dead.
unsubstantiated nonsense no.
Wife : " I really think we should stop visiting our neighbours at 1 AM" Husband : " Nonsense! Don't you see how happy they look like when we leave?! "
What does Black Panther say when he sees something dumb? Wakanda nonsense is this?
Metric system isn't popular in the United States? Nonsense, just look how popular are two-liter bottles and nine-millimeter bullets
Sorry, I can't listen to your vegan nonsense right now. I have more important things at steak.
What's with this "Han shot first" nonsense? Its pretty obvious the camera shot both of them first
What do you call a dog that can't hear, can't see, can't smell, can't taste, and can't feel? Nonsense!
People complain about a lack of women in tech jobs That's nonsense - what about Siri, Alexa and Cortana?
An Asian man walks into an optometrist's office
AFter testing the mans vision the doctor says to him
"Sir i belive you have a cataract"
"Nonsense" the man says "I drive a Rincoln"
I made a Belgium waffle this morning, This afternoon I'm going to make a Frenchman talk nonsense.
Doctor, doctor, I'm addicted to brake fluid! Nonsense, you can stop anytime you want
Computer games are said to be a bad influence on kids. Nonsense - my generation grew up playing Pac-Man, but did we end up dashing around dark rooms and swallowing white dots while listening to electronic music?
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
My girlfriend said that I treat her like a prostitute. "Nonsense," I replied. "I'd never phone you while I'm on a night out with the lads."
I was kind enough to make you breakfast in bed. If I'm kind enough to wake you up with breakfast in bed, I don't need to be hearing all this, "how'd you get into my house?," nonsense.
When I make you breakfast in bed, the least you can say is thank you. I mean what's with all this "how did you get in my house" nonsense?
My friend said "Women directors have never had major success with a live action film" So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."
What did the paper clip say? It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?
What do you call a guy that talks alot of nonsense? Bob Loblaw
Second appendix
Patient: Doctor my wife has got severe pain in her appendix.
Doctor: Nonsense! I removed her appendix 2 yrs ago. No one in the world has a second appendix.
Patient: Well umm that maybe true but,..
Some people have a second wife 😅
Cow without teats udder nonsense
Some people say telling a joke about chavs is as bad as racism Nonsense chavs aren't a race. They're a subspecies
Sorry, I can't listen to your vegan nonsense right now.... I've got more important things at steak.
Trying to impress my new girlfriend, I told her that I could build a car out of spaghetti
She told me to stop talking nonsense or she'd dump me.
She soon changed her tune when I drove pasta...
I won't listen to this "flat earth" nonsense anymore And the next person who mentions it gets thrown off the edge of the earth
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
I passed the presidential fitness test!
It was so much easier than last time.
All I had to do was tweet some nonsense and talk about sexually harassing my classmates!
"Nonsense" my mother replied when I told her I had a car made of tagliatelle.. You should have seen the look on her fast as I drove pasta