Notre Dame Jokes

As I'm sure you're all aware, the Notre Dame Cathedral is on fire. They don't know who did it, but they have a hunch.

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My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I love a protagonist with a twisted back story

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Funny Notre Dame Jokes
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What's the difference between Notre Dame and Lucky Charms cereal? One of them belongs in a bowl.

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It has been a year since Notre Dame burned down and they still do not know how it started, but Quasimodo has a hunch...

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Do you know how to make Notre Dame style eggs? You put them in a bowl way too big for it...and then beat repeatedly for 3 hours

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Investigators do not yet know what caused the Notre Dame fire.. But Quasimodo has a hunch.

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April 15, 2019 is the date the Notre Dame cathedral.... Ex-spired.

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I'm not sure if I've heard that "Quasimodo has a hunch about who started the Notre Dame fire" joke before. But it sure does ring a bell.

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A rather old one. Two NFL coaches were looking a rosters when one of them came across an unusual name.

"Quasimodo? Why does that name ring a bell?"

His friend said, "He was at Notre Dame... a halfback."

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The Catholic Church are asking for donations to help rebuild Notre Dame. You can donate via Papal

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Macron said the rebuild of Notre Dame will take 2 Years and he will get the Germans to do it Because they finished a thousand year Reich in just twelve years.

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What do terrorists, and a filming of The Hunchback of Notre Dame have in common? They were both shot on location.

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My friends keep calling me the hunchback of Notre Dame Its not about my posture though, it's cuz my house burned down.

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What do you think happened to the renovation guy in Notre Dame? He probably got fired.

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Notre Dame went from gothic architecture.. To French baroque.

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What does a Notre Dame fan do after his team beats the Roll Tide? Turn off the xbox and go to bed...

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What's the difference between the Notre Dame Fighting Irish and Charlie Sheen? Charlie Sheen's winning.

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I don't know who started the Notre Dame fire But I've got a hunch.

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A detective in Paris is conversing with the hunchback of Notre Dame about a murder committed the previous night Detective: Well, who do you think did it?

The Hunchback of Notre Dame: I have a hunch.

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So Ubisoft are giving away the French Assassin's Creed game because of the Notre Dame fire... I guess you could say it's a fire sale.

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As you may know, Notre Dame is currently on fire Police are having trouble working out the cause, but they have a hunch.

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One more friendly reminder about the Notre Dame cathedral catching fire... Consequently, it has become the world's hottest tourist attraction though.

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I knew the Notre Dame fire was going to happen... I just had this hunch

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Investigations into the cause of the Notre Dame fire are on going. A spokesman for the fire department said. “We don’t know the exact cause yet, but we have a hunch.”

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Nobody knows how the fire in Notre Dame started But Quasimodo has a hunch

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What will you do to save the Notre Dame? Notre Dame thing.

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We still don't know what caused the Notre Dame fire... But Quasimodo has a hunch

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The police don’t know who started the fire at Notre Dame, But Quasimodo has a hunch.

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French police aren't sure how the Notre Dame fire started... But they have a hunch.

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Authorities don't know the cause of the Notre Dame fire but Quasimoda has a hunch

heard from a friend this am. not mine

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No one knows how the Notre Dame fire started.. But I think Quasimodo has a hunch

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Police are still investigating what caused the Notre Dame Fire But Quasimodo has a hunch

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The investigators didn't know who started the fire at Notre Dame But they had a hunch.

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They're not sure how the Notre Dame fire started, but they have a hunch.

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We still don’t know who started the fire at Notre Dame, But they have a hunch.

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There’s all this talk at work about some fire on an 850 year old building And I have Notre Dame clue what is going on!

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Paul Erdós was asked about his time at Notre Dame "I really enjoyed discussing mathematics with the Dominican monks, but there's just one thing that bothers me. There are too many plus signs around the place."

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