Uh, hi. Yeah, I'll have a six-inch Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on Honey Oat, please. No, thanks, no double meat or cheese. Yeah, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, banana peppers, and..." *checks phone* Oh, shoot. Wrong sub.
Someone should make a breakfast themed parody of Eminem's movie It would be called "Oat-Mile"
Here is an ancient gypsy blessing meant to give good fortune.
You must chant the words about a dozen times, slowly at first and then more and more quickly as you go on.
“Eye sow hand lie can itty oat toot hay.”
I keep blurting out puns about porridge when I really oat to know better.