Hilarious Oatmeal Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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I like my women like I like my oatmeal Done in three minutes and covered in facts about dinosaurs.

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The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare. Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie.

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What do you call Shaq if he was a delicious breakfast dish? Shaquille Oatmeal

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What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal.

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Why are oatmeal cookies better? No raisin

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I like my wife how I like a bowl of oatmeal. Quiet.

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Oatmeal raisin cookies are the child molesters of the cookies world, they should have to let everyone within a 2 mile radius who they really are.

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Dinosaurs are scary, quakers are pretty calm But together they make great oatmeal.

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I like lots of different foods, like ramen, oatmeal, pudding, rice... ...just for instants.

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Oatmeal snacks I used to love oatmeal creampies...until one day the oatmeal's husband came home too early.

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Who is a penguin's favorite relative? His Aunt Arctica.

*source: The Oatmeal*

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I like my women like I like my oatmeal Steel cut and in the pantry

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The victims of cereal killers always end up on the back of the milk box You never hear about pancake killers or oatmeal killers

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