Ohm Jokes

Electrician gets home late... Electrician didn't get home until after 2am. His wife asked "Wire you insulate?" He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"

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I just made this one up and it's really stupid. What do you call a resistor that can't afford rent? Ohm-less

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An electrician didn't get home until after 2 a.m. His wife asked, "Wire you insulate?"

He replied, "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I?"

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Funny Ohm Jokes
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Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor...

Old but classic!

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My electricity bill was running suspiciously high Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.

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Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.

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What is a resistors favorite breakfast? An Ohm-let

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Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot.

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An electrician comes home late Wife: "Wire you insulate?"

Electrician: "Watts it to you, I'm ohm ain't I?"

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An electrician comes home at 2 am.... His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"

He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"

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What do you call an electrical component that is anti-yoga An ohm resistor

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What do you say when you break up with an electrician? Watt is love?

Baby don't hertz me.

Don't hertz me.

N-ohm-ore.

N-ohm-ore.

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So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors. The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.

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What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...

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Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less.

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Why did Mr. Ohm marry Ms. Ohm Their love was electric and He couldn't Resistor.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra? Standing on his head!

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Did you hear about the cockney hobo who offered no resistance to electrical current? He was ohm-less.

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What do electricians say when they meditate? Ohm...

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Ohm's Girlfriend was a vixen He couldn't resistor

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What happened to the super-conductor when he lost his job? He was made ‘ohm-less’

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How would you describe Ohm's desk at his office? Irresistable

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Ohm got it wrong. Electricity always follows the path of least resistance, and yet lightening strikes in places other than France.

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Why did the ohm swim to the other side of the river? Because there was too much resistance.

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What do you call a physicist that’s 1/4 Hispanic? Ohm slice

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Someone should make an electronics shop that sells resistors and call it: The Ohm Depot

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My coworker is a Mexican electrical engineer… total ohm-bre.

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What do you get when you put resistance on a stove? Ohm on the range

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Why do people who meditate say 'ohm'? They're resisting temptation

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What did Georg Ohm say when he found Ohm’s law? Omega!

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Who keeps electricity fair and equitable The Ohm-budsman

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What was the favourite dish of the french resistance? An Ohm-lette

(du fromage)

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