Electrician gets home late... Electrician didn't get home until after 2am. His wife asked "Wire you insulate?" He replied, "Watts it to you, I'm ohm, aren't I?"
I just made this one up and it's really stupid. What do you call a resistor that can't afford rent? Ohm-less
An electrician didn't get home until after 2 a.m.
His wife asked, "Wire you insulate?"
He replied, "Watts it to you? I'm ohm, aren't I?"
Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
Because he couldn't resistor...
Old but classic!
My electricity bill was running suspiciously high Had the power company send someone over. He found a wire tapped into my house running to a neighbor's. Watt do you know, a Joule thief lives next to my Ohm.
Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.
What is a resistors favorite breakfast? An Ohm-let
Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot.
An electrician comes home late
Wife: "Wire you insulate?"
Electrician: "Watts it to you, I'm ohm ain't I?"
An electrician comes home at 2 am....
His wife asks, "wire you insulate?"
He replies, "watt's the problem, I'm ohm aren't I?"
What do you call an electrical component that is anti-yoga An ohm resistor
What do you say when you break up with an electrician?
Watt is love?
Baby don't hertz me.
Don't hertz me.
N-ohm-ore.
N-ohm-ore.
So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors. The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.
What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm...
Did you hear about the recently unemployed electrician? Apparently he's now ohm-less.
Why did Mr. Ohm marry Ms. Ohm Their love was electric and He couldn't Resistor.
How does Ohm conduct an orchestra? Standing on his head!
Did you hear about the cockney hobo who offered no resistance to electrical current? He was ohm-less.
What do electricians say when they meditate? Ohm...
Ohm's Girlfriend was a vixen He couldn't resistor
What happened to the super-conductor when he lost his job? He was made ‘ohm-less’
How would you describe Ohm's desk at his office? Irresistable
Ohm got it wrong. Electricity always follows the path of least resistance, and yet lightening strikes in places other than France.
Why did the ohm swim to the other side of the river? Because there was too much resistance.
What do you call a physicist that’s 1/4 Hispanic? Ohm slice
Someone should make an electronics shop that sells resistors and call it: The Ohm Depot
My coworker is a Mexican electrical engineer… total ohm-bre.
What do you get when you put resistance on a stove? Ohm on the range
Why do people who meditate say 'ohm'? They're resisting temptation
What did Georg Ohm say when he found Ohm’s law? Omega!
Who keeps electricity fair and equitable The Ohm-budsman
What was the favourite dish of the french resistance?
An Ohm-lette
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