Oj Simpson Jokes

Funny Oj Simpson Jokes
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Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off.

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Did you hear that OJ Simpson wants to try marriage again? He says he wants to take another stab at it.

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Why was OJ Simpson turned down for the role of Thanos? The glove didn’t fit.

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Oj Simpson is ready to remarry... He knows the last marriage didn't end so well... but he's ready to take another stab at it.

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Apparently OJ Simpson is interested in dating again. He's ready to have another stab at a relationship.

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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA.

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What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Mufasa? One's an African lion, the other is a lyin' African.

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Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off

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OJ Simpson has a new death metal band called: Black Stabbeth

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There were three rings in OJ Simpson's marriage. First, they had the engagement ring. After that, they had the wedding ring. And finally, there was the murdering.

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Why can’t OJ Simpson go to a comedy club? Because his jokes kill them every time.

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What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return

Home

Slash

Slash

Backslash

Shift

Shift

Shift

Escape

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So today I met a guy who went to high school with OJ Simpson. I asked him what OJ was like back then. He was quite the lady-killer apparently

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Remember when OJ Simpson was found innocent and all of us white people hit the street looting and damaging property?! Oh, that's right, we didn't...

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You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name.

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In an interview Barbara Walters asks OJ Simpson if he thinks he will ever be married again... He says, "I don't know... One of these days, I might take another stab at it."

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I think OJ Simpson should be on Dancing with the Stars... I have a funny feeling he really knows how to cut a rug.

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I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it.

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I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat.

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I found OJ simpson's website! pound pound slash slash slash backslash escape

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OJ Simpson finally confessed!!! They squeezed it outta him!

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Remember how white people rioted after OJ Simpson's acquittal? Me neither.

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Why do they call OJ Simpson “OJ”? Because he beats women to a pulp.

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What do you call OJ Simpson, trapped in Antarctica with no supplies except a one-pound bag of marijuana? A stoned cold killer.

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Played my first round of golf today. Apparently played a lot like OJ Simpson I’m a natural slicer

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What's the difference between OJ Simpson and Caddyshack? One had a Bronco pursuit and the other has Chevy Chase.

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What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? /

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Esc

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What were the pros and cons to OJ Simpson? He was a pro that turned into a con

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OJ Simpson got a Twitter... ...I’m waiting for him to post “RT to help me find the real killer”.

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Who's the first Jewish guy to ever win a Heisman trophy? "Fred Goldman cause he took mine!" - OJ Simpson

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What are OJ Simpsons favorite computer keys? @Home //\ Shift shift shift esc

(At Home slash slash backslash Shift shift shift escape)

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