Son: Hey Dad, theres some guy collecting for the old folks home at the door Dad: Great! Give him Granny!
What do nurses watch at the old folks home? The grammies!
What does the lunch line at the old folks home smell like? Depends.
One of my favorite memories from high school was being an underclassmen and beating up seniors... I really miss those summers volunteering at the old folks home
Old folks use to poke me at weddings and say your next so... I started doing it back to them...at funerals. 😉
Smells like Urine
What is 40ft long and smells like urine?
A line dance at an old folks home.
I attended many weddings in the past within my extended family.
At the reception, the old folks always came to me telling: "You're next! You're next!"
This suddenly stopped after I started doing the same at funeral services.
Put your right hand in throw your backbone out. It was probably a bad idea to play the hokey pokey at an old folks home.
What brand of pants do old folks wear? Puma
They say old folks can't party.
That's not true. We party like it's 1959.
Then we go to bed like its 20:00.
What's 50 feet long and smells like urine? Line dancers at the old folks' home.
Where should you go in the event of a zombie apocalypse? Old folks home. Nobody has teeth to bite you!
Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers... They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...
What is 20m long and smells like urine? A conga line in an old folks home.