Hilarious Old Person Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

What do you call an old person trying to fit in with today's kids? A dislocated hipster.

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Whats it called when an old person gets hurt smoking weed? Joint pain.

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If you ever bought or sold a human being... You might be an old person. Or you are an internet service provider conglomerate.

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Jokes on this subreddit is every Christmas present from an old person... You get it, you appreciate the thought, but then you give it away to someone else in a slightly different packaging without a second thought.

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What do you call an old person with really good hearing? Deaf Defying.

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I made this up today! What do you call a guy who's been left at the old persons home three times in a week? Jerry hat trick.

(Geriatric)

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What’s an old persons underwear taste like? Depends

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My mother-in-law saw an old person struggling to cross the street. She turned to her daughter and said, 'Honey, if I *ever* get that old, just wheel me to the edge of a cliff and push me off.'



So I said, 'I'd rather not wait that long.'

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What’s the quickest way to get an old person out of a burning building? In a body bag

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What do you call an old person cryogenically frozen at a near-absolute-zero temperature? 0K Boomer

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Knock Knock Young Person: Who's There?

Old Person: Gedoff

Young Person: Gedoff Who?

Old Person: Gedoff Milawn

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What determines if an old person can stand in line to vote? Depends.

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