3 Old Women and a Flasher
Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man
comes by and flashes them.
Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't
reach.
Three old women sneak some Jack Daniels into a baseball game, taking shots after each half inning. What inning is it now? It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.
Did you hear about the guy who escaped from a lunatic asylum, raped a bunch of old women in a laundrette then ran away?
The newspaper headlines the next day read:
#**NUT SCREWS WASHERS AND BOLTS**#
3 ladies on a park bench Three old women are sitting on a park bench one afternoon when a man in a trenchcoat walks up and exposes himself to them. The first woman had a stroke. The second woman had a stroke. The third woman's arms weren't long enough.
Do old women wear panties or thongs???? Depends
Three old women are sitting on a park bench. Three old women are sitting on a park bench when suddenly a man comes by and exposes himself to them. The first one had a stroke, as did the second, but the third one couldn't reach.
Three old women were sitting on a bench in the park... chatting when a man wearing a trench coat approached and flashed them. The first woman instantly had a stroke, as did the second. The third one couldn't quite reach.
A flasher exposes himself to three old women sitting on a park bench. Two of them have a stroke. The third can't quite reach.
Three old women were sitting on a park bench when a guy came up and flashed them.
The 1st had a stroke
The 2nd also had a stroke
The 3rd, being the weaker and feebler of the three, couldn't reach that far.
I call this poem Old Women's Knickers
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Ethels are green
A flasher flashes two old women sitting on a park bench
One old lady has a stroke.
The other couldn’t reach.
Three old women are sitting on a park bench
when a guy in a trench-coat walks up close to them and flashes his goods in their faces.
While the first two women had a stroke,
third one couldn't reach it.
3 old women were walking in the park...
When a man jumped out of the bushes and flashed them.
The first woman had a stroke,
the second women had a stroke,
but the third woman's arm was too short to reach.
I told the girl I fancy next door I helped kill a man I was told women love accessories.
Three old women are sitting on a bench
A flasher runs up and opens his coat.
The first woman immediately had a stroke.
The second had one only a moment later.
The third didn't because she couldn't reach.
A man streaked passed two old women in the park... the first one had a stroke; the other missed
Three old women sit on a bench, and a man in a large coat comes and flashes them. Two had a stroke. The last couldn't reach
A man flashed three old women in the park. The first two women each had a stroke! The third woman tried, but she couldn't reach because her arms were too short.
I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over.
65 year old guy i work with came at me with this one the other day
What does a 80 year old women taste like?
Depends..
So I was told women are really good at 70 things... Making a sandwich and 69
Not a nice joke
After my elder brother's wedding, all old women in the family started teasing me by saying "You're next, You're next"
So, I started saying the same to them on funerals
An old woman just kept using all her pokemon up I guess that's just what happens when old women go through metapods.
What do old women and a grocery store about to close before a giant storm have in common? No eggs.
What do old women and pork pies have in common? You have to break through the crust to get to the pink.